Llevo ya un mes y no escribo...putos gringos

So yea bros and hos, I've been in Germany for now a month and I've only fucked one chick! What the fuck!! Really, I disappoint myself. The bitches will come and then my dick will be so tired it wont want to keep going. Its only a matter of time, the bitches will come....

Anyway, I should recap the past month and my first impressions. I guess you faggots want to hear about my impressions of "wow," "amazing," etc....

Here's the deal, Germany is kinda like the US with the exception that it is much more aesthetically pleasing. Germans are like the pre-evolution of the gringo. They evolved differently but you can easily see the similarities in anglo-gemanic culture. See how gringos are reserved? Well, Germans are more. Americans are not very open, as we are, but the germans are even more reserved. I dont even know how to put it in words, one has to go out in the street and live it themselves. They close their doors in the WG and your roommate will tell you about the concert hes going to but wont invite you. The Germans are generally not very good conversation starters, get them going and yes its cool, but its kinda hard to pass the initial barrier. Bitches are hot, and during hot days are abundant on the Kaiser-Josef Straße. Easy to pick up to. See Hispanics are the best thing in the world (except those goddamned argentinians who dont know shit about Futbol. jaja jk i love argentinian girls), Spaniards and especially Mexicans are loved here (praise be to Allah and St. Long the Alcoholic for the German bitches affinity to Mexicans), so I have had easy target practice. At the club I went to the first night I was here, I picked up two chics and could have fucked one, just I didnt have a place and I didnt have a phone to get the hos number. Ohh well, there will be more. And they do appear at times + its easy, just say hi in a provocative tone, tell them you're Mexican/Spanish/Colombian/etc..., you're new and want to meet new people who you can practice German with --> get her number ---> work on the lay --> fuck her. Easy.
Remember that the bitch likes Hispanic dick.

But I digress!!! The problem is not the Germans, I mean there are way to many in Germany lol but the real problem, like everywhere else in the world, are the goddamned gringos!!
Think of the fuckin irony? I live in the U.S. and I dont hang out with so many gringos as I do in Germany. I come to Germany to meet gringos! What the fuck!!! It appears that the only internationals in Freiburg at the moment are the gringos. American girls, although easy, will adamantly pursue the gringo dick.

Let me describe the typical Freiburger gringo to you.
1) College student from small private university
2) Loaded
3) White
4) Still young, so will drink a fuck load of shots
5) Will drink back home even though hes in europe and now he can go to bars
6) Sit at home with other gringos listening to old guitar hero style rock
9) like the germans, always eat salad before a meal and all know how to make that fancy european dressing with Balsamico (white people......)

I have nothing against the gringo. As a matter of fact I really like the kids, but being a dude that has lived alone since being 16, I feel very old at times. I cant blame them, the U.S. is the U.S. Let me put it this way, they're not internationals since they're so many they might as well be turks. Internationals are Erasmus/Latin Americans and Canadians/Asians/Africans/Middle-easterners.

I'm a simple guy, able to accommodate and be ok without that much shit hanging from my walls. Get what I mean? Give me beer, weed, pussy, tequila, a bed, some food, a washroom, an internet connection and I'm cool.

Again I digress!!!!! Enough about the americans. There will be another post about them.
Back to how I got to Germany.
Here was the itinerary:
1) Fly from Mexico to Paris
2) Paris to Stuttgart
3) Spend days in Stuttgart then go by train to Freiburg

I did do things according to my plan but, naturally, had certain unexpected happenings. For one, I got lost when I got off the plane in Stuttgart (took the wrong train lol). I'll be honest, I was scared. I didn't know how safe or unsafe it is here and I was waiting on a stop alone with my 50 kgs of luggage next to a Turk who had a face of few friends. Anyway, I got to my hostel though. Met this one Colombian chic, who lived up to the reputation of Colombianas, hot. Gave me her number but never answered again. Roomed with an English dude, cool dude but he never added me in Facebook. Met a fellow Mexican who showed me around Stuttgart but the next day I went to Freiburg.

Shit, I should of really not forggoten the directions to the Hostel in Freiburg. When I asked in the Freiburg Haubtbahnoff, the dude directed me to the Jugend Herberge 5km away from my Hostel, and since I had no idea where the Black Forest Hostel was, I just went to this place. Got off the Strassenbahn, that was packed btw, walked to the Jugend Herberge, past the Futbol stadium, and this was right before a game too, so everyone saw this one dude carrying a huge pack on the heat of the day. I got to the herberge and they told me that I my reservation was not there but 1km away at another Hostel. I ended up walking 5km to the innen stadt. When I got there I was fucking exhausted.

To be continued...im tired and want to go to sleep


Bitches....