let there be AMSTERDAM

Back again putos! jaja, slow and steady wins the race, literally. This will make the chic blow up in ecstasy once she cums and she'll want to come back for more dick later on. Slow and steady niggaz. Make money Fuck bitches its der Lizardkonig!

Anyway I digress, and I'm not even high......but yea Amsterdam is the shit. Without a doubt the coolest city I've been in. Niggaz be smoking the ganja on the street, tourist pamphlets tell you to see the city while booming and remind you to hide your hard drugs in your shoes so the pigs wont take them. Besides, the city itself is beautiful. Like a series of islands, cuz Amsterdam has a fuck load of canals, and the city is layered. I stayed close to a place called Leidseplein, cool place but next time I want to stay closer to the inner city.
My favorite Coffee shop was called Roookies, in Leidseplein, and jaja there was a smartshop right next door, so when we wanted boomers we'd just buy em there. One day though I wandered into the inner city and chilled at a coffee shop to smoke but it turned out that they were showing Transformers on Blue Ray. Holy shit!! I'd seen that movie but not like that, fucking awesome in Blue Ray. Anyway....

The first day I was there I went to a pub crawl in Leidseplein and holy shit, I cant remember any night when I intoxicated myself with so many different kinds of things. At times I felt I was really high, but then I felt drunk and all of a sudden I was really booming. If I was a little less tired the night would of been so much better.
The weed in Amsterdam is super potent but I was determinded to be high every minute of the day. So...I just smoked jaja. I even brought back some seeds, Adrians Mega Haze. I just hope I can plant them when I get back to Michigan. Please for the love of God and St. Long the Alcoholic that the medical marihuana law passes. If it does then the US will have the privilege of housing me. Otherwise I'll go make money and fuck bitches some other place on earth, Spain maybe??

Yea Amsterdam has the red light district. A beautiful array of hos in display, and some are really really hot. To me it makes no sense for them to be prostitutes cuz they're so hot and they could easily do something else. Its cuz the bitches are lazy and now they ruined their life. Ohh well, not my problem.
Holland has adapted very well in this aspect. They know that one will never eradicate drugs or prostitution, so they legalized soft drugs and whores. Now they make a fuck load of money of it. Its not like the Hollanders are totally in support of these things but they know there's money to be made from the tourists.

Sadly my time of hedonism and debauchery in Amsterdam had to come to an end. Just in time because any more time there and I would of exploded. I really don't think I could live there. It's just too much, but that is the best place to have offices for my church. The Church of Hedonism.
I am the Messiah in that church, and our commandments are to drink, smoke and fuck like crazy. Evey month we flip a coint to see IF we believe in a god. Heads and then we nominate a god for the month, tails.. well we're free :D

Fuck I can never keep my thoughts in one place but yea...I left Amsterdam and came back to Freiburg. Last night I went out with some Spanish friends and tonight I'll do the same.

Make money fuck bitches
Make money fuck bitches
its der lizardkonig
nigga